1. From Lilo and Stitch:
Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?2. Mater from Cars, "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park." I love Mater, and pretty much all of his lines. He'd probably make it on here multiple times, but I'm going to try and just put one for each character and/or movie.
Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna!
Lilo: Do you know what tuna is?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: [hysterical] It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important to you?
Lilo: [calm] Pudge controls the weather.
3. Dory from Finding Nemo, "Es-cap-ay thats funny, it's spelled just like Escape." Dory's also one with a lot of great lines, such as the "Just Keep Swimming" song and when she's speaking whale.
4. From Mulan:
Mulan: My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?5. Jack Sparrow from The Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, "I've got a jar of dirt! And you can't have it!" This will probably be the only quote from a non-animated movie. That's probably my favorite part from all of the Pirates movies. I'm one of the few who actually enjoys those movies.
Mushu: Hey! Dragon. Dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.
There are a lot of hilarious Disney quotes, but I think I'll end if there. What are your favorite funny quotes from Disney movies?